To: Glen Rossignoli
From: Det Sgt I. B. Kidding Internet Police Task Force
Re: Parental Supervision
I feel it my duty to advise you of your mother's activities on the internet
and request that you better supervise her whilst online. ;-) This has
become necessary after a number of recent mischievous acts.
I offer the following in evidence:
1 - Maliciously posting articles using your name that are suggestive
of you
being involved in cross dressing:
Glen Rossignoli <grossi@oznet02.ozemail.com.au> wrote in article
<5au23c$7bt@bl-5.rootsweb.com>...
>
> Hey Guys,
>
> <snip>
> I washed my face and hands, put on my best dress,
> my hat and gloves and my lipstick.
> <snip>
2 - Recently became involved in an episode of unwarranted abuse:
Glen Rossignoli <grossi@oznet02.ozemail.com.au> wrote in article
<5buon4$gee@bl-5.rootsweb.com>...
>
> >Help, I've just tried to unsubscribe and it does not work !!!
> ><snip>
> Well Andrea, thats because you are NOT ALLOWED to unsubscribe!!!
We are
> not going to tell you anything more, you just sit there and behave
> yourself and leave those unsubscribe controls alone. Whats
the problem
> anyway - did someone pinch your wide brimmed hat and your "I brake
for
> cemeteries" coffee mug. Its a damned shame they didn't pinch
your
> trifocal glasses!!
>
> Now stop this nonsense and be a good girl.
>
> PAT ROSSI.
> Melbourne, Australia.
> Abusing her sons email account <grossi@ozemail.com.au>
and loving it!!
Joe Slaven wrote to Glen Rossignoli <grossi@ozemail.com.au>...
>
>Normally I enjoy your wealth of knowledge and experience. But I miss
the
>point of your latest, almost very rude response to Andrea. Could you
please
>explain.
3 - Brazenly undermining the listowner, Andrew Billinghurst by cleverly
allowing people to believe that she and yourself are the listowners:
Joe Slaven wrote to Glen Rossignoli <grossi@ozemail.com.au>...
>
>Dear Pat,
>this is the first time I realise that you and Glen Rossignoli are
the
>operators of this newsletter.
The Internet Police Task Force has previously promoted the "need for
parental supervision on the internet" referring to supervision of children.
Due to your mother's activities the IPTF will now include the reverse
in
it's campaign. Namely; supervision of parents by their children. We
certainly do not recommend that you allow your parents to use your
email
account without knowing what they are up to!
Unsupervised parents have also been known to develop a ghoulish fascination
with dead people. I am sure if you check your web browser you will
find
that she has been visiting sites listing cemetery burials and other
such
macabre information. The IPTF strongly recommend that you set the security
feature of your web browser to restrict her access to this type of
bizarre
information.
The over forties have also recently taken to a new mind altering
substance which they openly discuss using secret code words. The following
coded message was captured during the IPTF investigation.
Glen Rossignoli <grossi@oznet02.ozemail.com.au> wrote in article
<5b5qhs$8vo@bl-5.rootsweb.com>...
>
> >As it says in the subject, what are the advantages to subscibing
to
> >GENANZ
>
> <snip>
>
> >and what's the mail load like?
>
>
> It varies. On days when I'm working - about 20 to 30 a day.
On days
> when I'm playing - the sky's the limit 8-))). Seriously it
runs from
> about 20 to (very rarely) 60 a day.
>
><snip>
As you can see, your mother is quite a heavy user of something called
"GENANZ", taking up to 60 "mails" per day! GENANZ is believed
to be the
highly addictive "designer" form of soc.genealogy.australia+nz.
She has
even gone as far as enticing users of soc.genealogy.australia+nz to
"subscribe" to "GENANZ". The IPTF continues it's work in deciphering
these
code words and is committed in it's efforts to track down your mother's
dealer of "GENANZ", Andrew Billinghurst.
We trust that you will take action to curb your mother's activities
before
official intervention is required.
Det Sgt I. B. Kidding <g>
Internet Police Task Force - Fictitious Division
An anonymous contribution, as
nobody actually owned up to it.
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